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From:
Nemo@aol.com...
Date: Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:25
am
Subject: Mikva for sale
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Do you...
... feel embarrassed posting flyers around town to
find an escort to the mikva on Friday night in the summer?
... hate having to wear a mask because of the men hanging
around in their cars outside pretending they are not
"checking out whose night it is"?
... blush when the mikva lady asks why you are "back this month"?
... have trouble making small talk with all your friends who have the
same monthly cycle (speculating on who is NOT present this month)?
... dread having to contribute huge sums to rebuild the mikva
every 20 years to accomodate the Earth's increasing population?
... resent paying the filtering "surcharge" to ensure that no dead copopods
(ie. sheratzim) remain on your body and cause you to be ta'mei all over again?
... get frustrated with the mikva lady who:
- insists that you remove your artificial lung because it is a chatzitza
- makes you leave your rubber ducky and/or SCUBA gear in the shower room
- won't let your husband accompany you on this very spiritual experience;
instead makes him wait outside
For all these reasons and more - you need a better solution!
I am selling my PORTABLE MIKVA for the LOW PRICE of $9.99!
(See picture below - kids not included)
- Gently used
- Equipped with innovative plastic drainage plug
- Easly holds 40 sa'ah and meets or exceeds all halachic requirements,
as well as new ones that are being invented today! (filter optional)
- Certified by the greatest Rabbits of our time!
- Choice of: 10 pound bag of MUD, for that authentic experience
described in the Gemara, or a jug of chlorine.
- INTERESTING TRADES CONSIDERED!!
You could even host your own MIKVA PARTIES! Charge your OWN admission fee!!
Imagine all the fun you could have!
Perfect for the economical and independent woman who values her privacy!
Call Beula Heinegrab for more information
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